Sanji X Reader: Icing Thief

"Ne, _______, how are we gonna get it?" Luffy asked. "The fridge is locked!"

"Don't worry! I'm good at lock picking." You winked, pushing open the door to the kitchen slowly.

You and Luffy crept inside and closed the door behind you quietly. When you reached the fridge, you pulled out two pieces of metal, specially made for picking locks. You stuck them into the lock and poked around until you heard it click and the latch opened.

"Bingo~!" You nodded, removing the lock. "Now go grab some spoons Luffy!"

Luffy rummaged through some drawers and came back with two fairly large spoons. It took no time for the two of you to completely devour every last bit of that rich and creamy milk chocolate icing.

"Ah! Sanji makes really good icing!" Luffy said, grinning.

"Does he ever! It's like a chocolaty heaven~!" You sang. " Now, we better clean all this up before someone notices we're gone!" You added.

Luffy nodded and helped you clean everything up. You washed the bowl and put it back in its cupboard. Sure, Sanji would be pissed about it, but there's no way he would ever suspect you over Luffy, no matter what anyone said. After everything was in order, you and Luffy headed back to your rooms extremely quietly. Not a single person was disturbed. Victory.

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"WHAT?! WHERE THE HELL IS THE DAMN ICING?!" Sanji screamed from the kitchen.

You giggled from your chair on the deck, smirking deviously. You looked over to Luffy across the ship. Looks like he wasn't paying any attention at all.

"LUFFY!" Sanji yelled, bursting out if the kitchen.

He stomped across the deck, straight at Luffy, absolutely fuming. Luffy was as oblivious as ever and didn't take notice until it was too late. Too late as in Sanji had already raised his foot. The kick that Sanji unleashed on Luffy was extremely brutal. It sent him flying across the ship and smashed him into a wall, leaving an imprint of his body there.

"I have NO IDEA how the hell you got in the fridge! Sneaky bastard!" Sanji yelled.

"OW! _______ helped me get it! She ate it too!" Luffy whined.

"What? How could I possibly do something like that?" You said innocently.

"You're cruel!" Luffy said.

"How DARE you accuse a lady of something like that!" Sanji said, bashing  Luffy's head with his fist.

"Sanji! Stoooop! My head huuurts!" Luffy whined, crawling away.

"How in the hell did he get in there?" Sanji mumbled. "Looks like I need some traps tonight."

You cringed slightly. Sanji was pretty mad.

"Damn. Those were some pretty hard hits."

Felling a little bad, you decided to go make the poor guy something. You headed to the kitchen and started to whip up a little batch of cupcakes for him. Chocolate ones of course. In the middle of you mixing all the ingredients together, Sanji came in, tossing a fairly large bag into a corner.

"Oh, hey _______. What are you doing here?" Sanji asked.

"Makin' cupcakes!" Yous said cheerfully, pouring the mixture into a cupcake tray. "What's in the bag?"

"Oh, just a few... traps." He replied.

"Ooo, what kind?" You asked.

"I would love to tell you, but I can't! They're top secret _______-chan!" Sanji teased.

"Aww, no fair!" You pouted, sliding the cupcakes into the oven.

"Sanji laughed. "Hey, I'm making another batch of icing. Wanna use some on your cupcakes when they're done?" He offered.

"YEAH!" You said happily. "Thanks Sanji!"

Sanji smiled and started making the icing. You sat down and waited for your cupcakes to bake. While he was making the icing, you found yourself staring at him while he worked. When you realized this, you slapped yourself across the face to snap yourself out of your daze, but the sharp sound caused Sanji to turn around.

"_______-chan, what was that?" He asked.

"O-oh, nothing! Just... just a bug is all!" You said nervously.

"Okay then."

Sanji went back to making the icing and you sighed quietly making a dumb face and scolding yourself for your stupidity. The slap mark you made hid your light blush. Thank god.

Naturally, Sanji finished before the cupcakes since it was only icing. While they finished baking, he made conversation with you for the last bit. The occasional heart was seen here and there. Jeez, this guy just couldn't hold a normal conversation with a girl, could he? Well, the cupcakes had soon finished and you got up to pull them out and let them cool. Cooling didn't take too long so you soon started spreading the icing over them. The sad part was you were spreading the icing too carefully. Curse your gotta-be-perfect-looking OCD!

"Taste test~!" You said, pulling one out.

When you bit into it, the whole thing exploded in your mouth and you completely melted at the taste. You had to hold onto the counter it was so good!

"Oh god this is so PERFECT!" You sang. "It's so damn good I'm gonna die!"

"I'm guessing the icing is good then?" Sanji laughed.

"Good? Frickin FABULOUS!" You said. "Thanks for letting me use it!"

"You're welcome _______-chan!" Sanji said.

You quickly arranged he cupcakes on a plate and took them outside with a big smile on your face. Sanji watched as you left and sighed happily.

"I love it when _______ is this happy." He said to himself. "Huh, what's that?"

Sanji got up and walked over to the fridge. He bent down and picked up two thin pieces of metal that looked like they've been poking around in something due to some scratches.

"These look like _______'s." He said curiously. After a few seconds he realized what they were and what they were used for. He sighed and smiled, standing up. "Who would've thought."

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"Luffy! I made you some cupcakes!" You called, skipping over to where he was sitting.

"OOOH! Thanks _______!" Luffy said.

"I felt bad for you getting beat like that, so I made you these. They're chocolate AND they have Sanji's icing on them!" You said.

Luffy devoured all the cupcakes in no time and pretty much melted like you did because of the icing.

"The icing is soooo good!" Luffy said.

"I know right? Sanji just made a bunch so I used some on these. I have GOT to have some more though. I'm sneaking in tonight. Wanna come?" You asked.

"Eh, no way. I got smacked down pretty hard. Sanji's scary when he's angry! I don't wanna risk it right now." Luffy said. "Oh, and I saw him walk in there with a pretty big bag."

"Oh that. Yeah, that thing is full of traps. Nothing I can't handle though!" You said confidently.

"It's your funeral! That thing looked dangerous!" Luffy said.

"Hah! Danger is my middle name!" You said, putting your hands on your hips. "I'll tell you how good it was in the morning. All I have to do is wait it out till night."

You left for the girls quarters to prepare for tonight. Down there, you put everything in a corner where no one would see it. A set of black clothes and some lock picking tools. You wondered where your set went that you used last night, but you figured you just misplaced it for the time being.

"Now, I wait." You said, lying back on a couch and grinning.

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When night fell, everyone was fast asleep. You crawled out of bed quietly and grabbed your tools, dressing in your black clothing. A pair of shorts, a form fitting t-shirt, black shoes, and fingerless gloves. You had to admit, you looked pretty damn badass. You crept away and to the kitchen as quietly as possible. At the kitchen, you pushed the door open slowly and scanned the room for traps.

"Huh, string everywhere. Pretty crafty. Most likely going to set off a trap like a net if i mess with those. Ooo, and mousetraps lining the floor under the sting. Nice touch Sanji." You smirked, closing the door. " Time to have a bit of fun~!"

Just as you were about to take your firsts step, you stopped fast and looked down at the floor where you were about to put your foot.

"Oh shit. That was close! A low trip wire. Good thing I saw that."

Checking for any other crazy traps that might catch you early, you began to maneuver through the crazy maze of string. You twisted and bended your body many ways to get through the string. The mouse traps below you were making things harder than they needed to be. Thank god you were really flexible. Finally, you made it through, sighing deeply when you reached the fridge.

"Yosh! Now to get in!" You said, grabbing your lock picking tools.

The moment you grabbed the lock and tried to pick it, a net made from nearly invisible string flew out from in front of you and tangled you up. Hanging a foot off the ground, your arms were tangled up and to the side of your head, and your legs awkwardly apart.

"Shit! Where the hell did this thing come from?!" You cursed, trying to get free. In the struggle some of the net caught on your shirt and pulled it up slightly. "Oh great. Now the net is trying to rape me."

"Well, well, what do we have here?" A familiar voice said.

Stepping out of the shadows was Sanji, with an extremely cocky grin on his face.

"Oh my god, were you there the whole time?! How the hell!"

"My, my, you've gotten yourself stuck pretty good there _______-chan." Sanji said.

"S-SHUT UP!" You yelled, blushing.

Sanji cut one rope with a knife and everything fell away, allowing him to walk up to you.

"I couldn't have imagined that you were the one stealing my icing _______-chan. These helped though." He said, pulling out your tools from last night.

"Shit! That's where I left them!" You cursed.

"You're a very craft girl _______-chan." Sanji said, putting down your tools and stepping closer to you.

"D-don't got so close!" You stuttered.

"Why?" Sanji asked, smirking.

"B-because! I'm stuck here like this! Just get me down!" You fretted, still blushing.

"Why should I? I have the icing thief right here in front of me, and completely vulnerable." He said, his face only inches from yours.

You're blush was on heavy now. 

"W-what the hell are you doing?!"

"You came here for something sweet, right? Well, is this sweet enough?" Sanji asked, kissing you.

Your eyes widened and you clenched your fists in the net. Your whole face was red now. Stuck in this net, you could do nothing at all. But you DID come for something sweet, and this was in fact, perfect. You released the tension in your body and let him kiss you You couldn't kiss back as much as you wanted to, since the net held you back. Sanji had moved closer and put his hands on your waist , pulling you towards him. Oh how you wished this net wasn't here at the moment. When Sanji parted from you, he looked at you with a smirk.

"Was that not a treat?"" He teased, hands still on your waist.

You blushed lightly. "Hah, better than what I came for. Now get me the hell out of this net. It's holding me back you ass."

Sanji chuckled and grabbed a knife, cutting the net away and freeing you. The moment you were free, you grabbed the knife and threw it away, lodging it into a wall.

"Hey, I'd like some more sweets if you don;t mind." You said, wrapping your arms around his neck.

"Wow, I've never seen you like this _______-chan!" Sanji chuckled.

"Well Sanji-kun, I'm always a little more rebellious at night." You said.

With that out of the way, and the net, Sanji kissed you again and it was much nicer without that bloody net. You kissed him back properly and deepened it, pulling yourself closer to him. You had your fingers running through his hair nearly the whole time. When the two of you parted for air, you looked at each other, both smiling. 

I guess I don't need to say it, but I've liked you for quite a while now." You said.

"Heh, I can say the same." Sanji said.

"You never acted like it!" 

"Fine, I was nervous. I'll admit to that." Sanji said.

"Oh! The love master was nervous? Am I that scary?" You giggled.

Sanji laughed and hugged you. "No, I just love seeing you smile, icing thief. I thought it would be hard for me to do." 

You smiled and hugged him back. You had originally come for some lovely, chocolaty icing, but you had to admit, this was a much sweeter deal.